What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 01:12
Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why would an older small breed dog become obsessive about hygiene?
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What caused North Korea to go poor when at first it was rich?
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
California doctor to plead guilty to supplying Matthew Perry with ketamine - BBC
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
How do you write lyrics for a song that resonates with listeners?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What are the most extreme examples of hypocrisy?
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
Can the effects of hormone replacement therapy (HRT) be reversed?
No way
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why is there so much hate against black people?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes